Forty years of service, condensed into a grid and a bad pun.

Forty years of work, twenty clues

A card gets signed and forgotten. A crossword about their first job title, the office nickname and the meeting that never ended gets read twice and kept.

Make a retirement crossword

The retirement do is a difficult event to get right. Speeches drift, the card runs out of space around the eleventh signature, and the gift is usually vouchers. A crossword built around the person leaving is one of the few things that says somebody paid attention, and it costs nothing but the fifteen minutes it takes to remember their catchphrases.

The ready-made puzzles here take the general shape of retirement — pensions, allotments, cruises, the freedom of a Tuesday morning — with a new one each week and everything earlier kept in the archive. They print onto A4 for the office, or solve on a phone if the party has already started. For the version that gets read out, build your own with their first job title, the department nickname and the year they started.

This week's puzzle

Retirement Crossword — 9 October 2026

9 October 2026 · 15×15 · Medium · 12 clues

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Why it works

  • • Collect clues from the team, then generate the grid in one click.
  • • Print it large and frame it, or share it round the office first.
  • • Works just as well for a long-service do.
  • • A card insert that people actually read to the end.
  • • Works printed for the office or sent round as a link.
  • • The custom grid is the closest thing to a speech that nobody has to give.

Clue ideas to steal

  1. The department that no longer exists
  2. Their desk plant, named in 2011
  3. The one system nobody else knows how to use

How it works

  1. 1. Add your words

    Twenty or so names, places and in-jokes.

  2. 2. Write the clues

    Or let the clue assistant suggest one for each word.

  3. 3. Share or print

    Send a link, give out a code, or print it for the table.

Retirement crosswords: a leaving gift that took thought, not money

How to turn forty years of service into a puzzle for the card, the party or the office wall.

Better than the card and the vouchers

Retirement gifts default to vouchers and a card with forty signatures and no messages. Neither says much about the person going, which is a shame after a career spent in the same building.

A crossword built from their working life reads as though somebody paid attention. It takes an afternoon of asking colleagues for one memory each, and it prints on a single sheet that can be framed, stuck in a card or read out at the do.

Collecting the answers

Send one message to the team asking for a single word: the nickname of the department, the machine that never worked, the annual event they always ran, the year they joined, the biscuit. You will get more replies to that than to any request for a paragraph.

Mix in the general retirement furniture — pension, allotment, cruise, Tuesday — so the grid is solvable by people who joined last year and never worked with them directly.

How to make your own in about five minutes

Open the builder, type in twelve to twenty answers — single words work best, and names are fine — then write a short clue for each one. If a clue is not coming, the clue helper will suggest one you can edit rather than accept wholesale, which is usually the faster route.

The grid arranges itself around your words, and you can reshuffle the layout until the shape suits. Publishing gives you a link to send and a print view with the blank grid, the clue list and a separate answer sheet on A4. Nobody you send it to needs an account to solve it.

Printing it for a room full of people

Every puzzle on the site has a print view laid out for A4: an empty grid, the clues in two columns, and the answers on their own page so you can keep them back. Printing one copy per person and one answer sheet for whoever is running things is usually the right split.

If you would rather not print, the link works on any phone browser and keeps each person's progress separately, so a table can race without sharing a screen.

Common questions

Can the whole team contribute clues?
Ask everyone for one clue each by email or chat, paste them in, and the grid builds itself. Twenty colleagues, twenty clues, done.
Is it big enough to frame?
The print view scales to A4 cleanly, so a printed copy sits nicely in a frame alongside the card.
Do people need an account to solve it?
No. You share a link (or a short code) and anyone can solve it in a browser, on a phone or a laptop. Only the person building the puzzle needs an account.
Can I print it?
Yes. Every puzzle has a print view that lays the empty grid and the clues out on A4, with a separate answer sheet, so you can run off a copy per person.

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